Ad hoc Wi-Fi networks can stretch the fabric of Internet connectivity, cheaply and painlessly, over any community to points where traffic is aggregated onto high-speed fiber backbone networks.
Often brandishing staves and linked at the hip by a stretch of fabric, the conjoined fellows could just as easily be two petulant pizza makers whose shared apron was stained by a tomato pie.
His ongoing effort to stretch six miles of fabric over the Arkansas River has proven even more epic, proving so contentious that locals recently took the Bureau of Land Management to court for sanctioning it.