We don't like jail.

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And grandfathers don't go to jail, Lay was saying in his testimony, do they?

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Among politicians who don't end up in jail, some try hard to become elected officials again.

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"Please don't put him in jail, " she wrote at the end of her letter.

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You don't want to go to jail.

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"I don't think he's going to jail, " the 30 Rock star said, adding that he was in "a negotiated settlement".

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If the CFO is lucky enough to dodge jail--and you're kidding yourself if you don't think some luck is involved--his average tenure runs only 30 months.

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