And some of her old friends are telling old stories about me to my wife.

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Let x be the number of people likely to be telling stories about me.

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I've seen nurses who worked for doctors in their offices who have to make the calls to the HMOs to get told no, break down and cry telling me stories of people that they couldn't take care of.

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