Nothing says "thanks for nothing" like giving notice to a boss who is stuck at the side of a road.

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Thanks for nothing Senator Grassley!

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But it turns out he receives medical care for practically nothing, thanks to the taxpayers of New Jersey.

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Still, they had nothing to show for it thanks to the Penguins' suddenly responsible defense.

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