And yet we here have evidence that I am right. 48, 000 people in central Texas are indeed being fed by nothing more than the milk of human kindness and Christian (for that is the origin of this food bank) charity.

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Maybe I'm filled with the milk of human kindness, or perhaps I have a soft spot for supermodels--I'm a gay man, so I have at least one soft spot for supermodels--but I actually believe that it's possible for a beautiful, young woman to fall in love with an obscenely wealthy older man.

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