Turns out the vampire squid may have a little heart after all.

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Alas, the genius money management teams from Standard Life, Ashmore Group, Schroders, Matthews, JPM and even the vampire squid can beat the market.

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The Latin term means "vampire squid from hell, " but these animals just look scary.

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