Then in America I went and got tails, bought them in L.A. Then I found myself in a five-star hotel in Europe and I realized that the waiters were wearing tails.

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Then I found myself at a major speaking engagement in Berlin last December, where it was obvious the attendees there were very engaged in the use of Twitter during the programming.

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And then I found myself disagreeing with the crowd.

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Then I found myself falling toward the middle of a small lake in the city of Hanoi, with two broken arms, a broken leg, and an angry crowd waiting to greet me.

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Then one day I found myself on a flight to Nicaragua.

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Something happened and I stopped walking and next thing I know, I was at 190-lbs within a two day period, then 193-lbs and then 196-lbs and then found myself over 200-lbs and within a couple of months I was over 220-lbs until I eventually landed at 234-lbs!!!!

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Then I took a different route back to the apartment, and found myself on the banks of the Seine.

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