Is it true they won't let the roughnecks into town to carouse with the locals?

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Welfare weds single mothers to the public weal freeing fathers to carouse like feral cats.

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You must first get through a communal candlelit dinner of quail and mountainy lamb and white chocolate souffle, washed down by enough wine to make the jugs of the Gods carouse.

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On the other hand, after Carney crashed the crony carouse, look for some of the worst tax favors to be excised in coming years.

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