Because, let's face it, people love to be offended, and nobody with a shred of intelligence actually thinks this is serious.

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Nobody wants to live next to a Love Canal with birth defects, cancer, and a cauldren of poison in your back yard.

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Nobody wants to watch some perfect family getting along, showing respect and love for each other.

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Because nobody should have to produce a legal contract to hold the hand of the person that they love.

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