The thing I like the most about Charlie is that he just loves to mess with the media.

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I've written recently about the mess the Americans seem to have got themselves into with their counterparts to Metop - the Noaa series of satellites.

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And he knows that he comes to office with a single overriding objective to do something about the mess in Iraq.

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He'll star in the director's 2008 film, You Don't Mess With the Zohan, about a Mossad agent who fakes his death to become a New York City hairdresser.

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