You can log in, answer basic questions about symptoms, age and medical conditions, and the program tells you whether it's time to call your doctor, headto the emergency room or just try torest at home.
Feel the warmth and security as you curl its plush arm around your body and restyourhead on the half-chested slab of memory foam that oddly happens to be wearing a full button-down shirt to bed.
But for the rest of you who work hard and obey the law and keep yourhead down and just want to find a way to live legally in a country you consider your own and where you've lived most of your life, let me first apologize for lumping you together with the demanders.