Then, the telegraph office breaks the news that a man he sent to prison years earlier, Frank Miller, has just been released and is arriving on the noon train.

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The Police Ombudsman Office told the Belfast Telegraph there was "sufficient warning to allow police to have taken more action".

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He admits to only visiting the offices of employer, The Daily Telegraph twice ("I never know quite what to do with myself in an office") and spending a large part of the day in his pajamas.

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