And the other shoppers competing for undies at HankyPanky.com (60 percent off) around midnight on Wednesday when that sale launched clearly agreed.

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About the PG-rated "How to Train Your Dragon, " for example, we learn that it includes such phrases as, "All hell is going to break loose in my undies, " "The gods hate me, " "This is stupid, " "It's us, idiots!"

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