What is most remarkable about this freakish new money system is that it is always on the road to hell but never seems to get there.

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The average length of suspension is said to be about nine months, during which time teachers are often not told the details of what is alleged against them - "nine months of hell" as one delegate put it.

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And if you use Democracy as your defense, then you have no idea what the hell that even is because if you did you would know that mob rule is no better than Socialism plus it is not even what is being practiced in our current governance.

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Now if we could just figure out exactly what it is that makes some folks mad as hell or at least mad enough to camp on the sidewalk for weeks at a time.

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