Patterson even manages to gently lampoon wheatgrass and not activate the gag reflex.

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To make a long story short, after an alarmingly high reading Mstislav discovered a mound of rotting mangrove fronds under a seemingly healthy hillock of wheatgrass a camouflaged nightmare of poison-leaching compost.

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Maybe next President Obama will propose a special tax on soda pop to contribute to a Trust Fund that can investigate ways to promote the drinking of wheatgrass and pomegranate juice?

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