Scientists were just beginning to identify the human immunodeficiency virus when she graduated from college in Boston.

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We even had the exact same loan amount (back when students still had to take out loans at Princeton as part of financial aide, before the endowment got so big that Princeton just foots the bill), which we discovered when we graduated and moved in together and had the exact same loan payments.

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They just look that way to employers, who when they do have a job to fill, prefer a more freshly graduated model.

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