Cameraphones have never been known to snap the best photos (except for you, dear N95), and the purported 'in the wild' shot of Apple's impending iPhone that you see above is 'clearly' no different.

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The wild cards are Google and Apple.

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Speculation has already run wild about a revolutionary next generation Apple TV.

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The first is Facebook, the second Apple - and these wild gyrations in their value will do nothing to convince sceptics that there is anything rational about stock markets.

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Still, RIM's carrier partners worried that the wild popularity of the iPhone could give Apple outsize influence in the market.

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Set in the fabulous Palm Court, where Eloise most certainly takes her breakfast, the formal service comes with Champagne and tiers of finger sandwiches and sweets (Curried Lobster Salad with Local Apple, Smoked Salmon with Wild Sturgeon Caviar, Pate de Fruit with Gin Rickey Sugar, Amarena Banana Financier, and Jazz Age Chocolate Bon Bons).

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Gawker meanwhile has listed a raft of occasionally wild predictions from the technology press about what Apple would announce yesterday.

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Assessing whether or not Apple has any new products is a wild guess.

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That, of course, opens up the user to the possibilities Jobs mentioned -- call it Android's wild, and potentially dangerous, jungle outside of Apple's aforementioned garden.

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