It's like seeing Angelina Jolie on the street and yelping "CLOONEY OWNS YOUR LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND!"

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Yet the dogs in question never seem to emerge yelping on the horizon.

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Finally, we hauled our sleds to the trailhead in the van, pulling a caravan of yelping pups in a trailer behind us.

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Timor's yelping competition includes Bambang's Bimantara group.

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At the same time, telephone outfits are pushing to be allowed to deliver television and audio services over their fiber-optic lines to more and more households, and guess who's yelping like whipped dogs--and lobbying like pit bulls--to prevent it?

FORBES: No Shame