But apparently that might only be because devices capable of reaching 3.6Mbps "category 6" HSDPA haven't yet been whipped up -- until now.

ENGADGET: Option sets HSDPA speed record of 3.6mbps

"We now know that in November plans were drawn up to test every horse slaughtered, yet nothing was done until after the horsemeat scandal hit the headlines, " she said.

BBC: FSA delayed plans to test every horse before crisis