The social worker told me you needed new clothes because your seizure left you incontinent of bladder and bowel.

FORBES: Dear Dad, With Love

Inspired by the 2002 movie Catch Me If You Can, says Ecarius, Portero got much of what he needed from the Internet at a site called Socrates.com, which sells do-it-yourself business forms.

FORBES: Your Name Here

One might tell me I was calm, while another advised me that I needed to cool down, so take their readings with a grain of salt if you choose to hop on board.

WSJ: Keep Calm and Carry a Gizmo