Just because the deed is done and you got your rocks off, doesn't mean you should flip on ESPN, tell her to grab you a can of beer from the fridge and commence farting and belching in front of her.
不要以为做完了就完事了，也不意味你就可以去看全美体育网，让她给你从冰箱里拿一桶啤酒，开始在她面前放屁打嗝。
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time."
一个老妇人去看医生，对医生说：“医生，我不知道我得了什么病，但是一直放屁。”
The last user in this picture is an account that just aggregates other peoples' Tweets about farting - and then throws in Magpie ads.
这张图里面最后一个用户是一个专门收集其他人的有关放屁的推——然后就是Magpie的广告。
In Japan farting contests are still held, but nowadays Japan is not the only country where such contests are held, in fact they are held all over the world, but on small scale.
虽然现在日本依然举办放屁比赛，但是日本已不是唯一举办这类比赛的国家。事实上，全世界各个角落都在举办这类赛事，只是是小规模的。
It means that a person is too thin to have force when farting, so she must hold the wall. Otherwise she will fall in a faint.
就是人太瘦了，连放屁的力气都没有力气了，所以就得扶着墙，要不该晕了。
In short, look indeed very beautiful, immortal farting in the extraordinary position, so many people Juedao is normal.
总而言之，长得确实很漂亮，加上地位神仙放屁非同凡响，让这么多人绝倒也是正常的。
You should not fart. It is really rude and vulgar to pass wind in public. If you really can't resist farting, then fart, but never forget to repeat saying "Excuse me! "lowly.
千万别放屁，在公共场合放屁是很粗鲁庸俗的表现，但是万一实在忍不住了，那就放，但记得不停低声说“Excuse me！
You should not fart. It is really rude and vulgar to pass wind in public. If you really can't resist farting, then fart, but never forget to repeat saying "Excuse me! "lowly.
千万别放屁，在公共场合放屁是很粗鲁庸俗的表现，但是万一实在忍不住了，那就放，但记得不停低声说“Excuse me！
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