Drink more water... without peeing more.
饮多点水…却不多去小便。
At age 80, success is.. Not peeing your pants.
80岁时，成功是，不把裤子尿湿。
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
为什么说拉中提琴和尿裤子一样？
Peeing was my trigger and drinking coffee was my habit.
如厕就是一个触发器，而喝咖啡就是我的习惯了。
While they are peeing, the two figures move realistically.
当他们尿的过程中，这两个雕塑看起来非常逼真。
Facing the Yellow River, what can I do except peeing towards it?
面朝黄河，我除了朝他撒泡热尿我还能做什么？
Peeing with the door open means you've made it social-status speaking.
不带门嘘嘘意味着你已把它作为一种社会地位的表达。
I felt that life is kind of like peeing into the snow in a dark winter night.
我觉得生活就像是在漆黑的冬夜里往雪地上撒尿。
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine.
今天，我从我的猫在旁边枕头上撒尿的声音中醒来。
One magician complained that the shows were "peeing in everybody's cornflakes".
一位魔术师抱怨称，这些节目是在“窥探隐私”。
Nope, "peeing red" is just a little side effect my doctor forgot to inform me of.
“红色尿”原来也是那些药的副作用之一，只是医生忘了告诉我。
Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell.
上周，它居然在我的炉子里撒尿，我怎么也弄不干净。
A man who likes peeing against the wind has no right to complain about his cleaning bills.
一个喜欢对着风撒尿的人没有资格抱怨自己交易单。
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
幸福如同尿裤子，每个人都看见，但冷暖仅自知。
When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time.
在我对它大吼之后，他跳过我的脸下了床，整个过程中它一直在尿。
My 10 year old son has been peeing on the radiator thinking it was fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML.
原来是我10岁的儿子在暖气上撒尿——他喜欢那腾腾的蒸汽和滋滋的响声。
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
友谊就像尿了裤子：任何人都能看出来，但唯有你自己才能感受到尿裤子带来的暖意。
Yes, urinating standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
没错，站着小便比近距离射程的小便难多了，所以我们有时候难免会失误。
The water is considered fouled if someone does not do this, kind of like the American equivalent of peeing in a pool.
如果有人不这么做的话，那水就被认为是被玷污了的，就好比美国人所说的在水塘里小便。
The water is considered fouled if someone does not do this, kind of like the American equivalent of peeing in a pool.
如果有人不这么做的话，那水就被认为是被玷污了的，就好比美国人所说的在水塘里小便。
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