A blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair dyed brown.
一位金发女郎听烦了金发女郎的笑话，她把自己头发染成棕色。
And she had to bleach her hair every few days, so that it wouldn't show under her blonde wig.
她每隔几天就要漂染一次头发，才不会在金色的假发下边露出自己的发色。
Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot.
金发女人回答，“在我们热的时候，就可以把车窗摇下来。”
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right gear, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake.
有个金发女郎想玩破冰钓鱼，于是做好了一切准备，就出发来到最近的一个结了冰的湖泊上。
And, I have something to look forward to: my hair growing out again so I can see the reddish-blonde curls softly falling around my shoulders instead of on the floor in little puffs.
此外，还有一件值得我期待的事情：等我的头发再次长长以后，我又可以看到我那微红的卷曲金发柔顺地垂在我的肩头，而不是一团团地堆在地板上了。
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
第一个女郎只好把化妆盒给她。
The blonde replied: "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
没想到金发女郎说：“是啊，其实我也看过这则新闻，可我就是不信他还敢再跳第二次！”
Why do men find blonde women so very attractive?
为什么男人钟爱金发女郎？
A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do.
一位金发女郎买了两匹马而她无法分辨它们。所以她便请教隔壁的农夫该怎么办。
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
一个金发女孩超重了，所以她的医生让她节食。
So Marilyn dyed her brunette hair to a golden blonde.
这样玛里琳把她的黑褐色头发染成了金发碧眼。
Weasley walked inside, talking to an elderly witch whose blonde hair was teased so high it resembled an anthill.
门一开，韦斯莱先生走了进来，一边还在跟一个老女巫说话，她那浅黄色发髻高得像蚁丘。
She was so pale that she seemed to shine in the darkness; the long blonde hair streaming down her back gave her the look of a drowned person.
她的脸色十分苍白，在夜色中仿佛泛着白光，一头金色的长发披散在背后，使她看上去像一个溺水而死的人。
The California blonde was thinking of taking a vacation to Hawaii. She wondered how long the flight was, so she called Hawaiian Airlines for some information.
一位加利福尼亚金发女郎想去夏威夷度假。她想知道飞到夏威夷要用多长时间，于是打电话咨询夏威夷航空公司。
Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
为什么关于金发女郎的笑话都很短？
White snow fell on her blonde hair is so beautiful and refined, everyone marveled at this moment.
洁白的雪花落到她的金发上，是那么美丽脱俗，所有人都在这一刻惊叹。
Mrs Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on the neighbours.
德思礼太太是一个瘦削的金发女人。她的脖子几乎比正常人长一倍。这样每当她花许多时间隔着篱墙引颈而望、窥探左邻右舍时，她的长脖子可就派上了大用场。
The blonde said, "At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off."
金发女郎说，“在升到2500英尺的时候，我感觉有点冷，所以就把那个大风扇关了。”
There were blonde beaches, warm sunshine, green Coconut trees, and so on.
有金黄的沙滩，温暖的阳光，碧绿的椰子树，以及更多。
C'mon, Janey, clean up your act so you don't become a joke Blonde ?or a Blonde joke!
赶快，珍尼，整理一下自己的行为，你才不会变成一个可笑的金发女人，或者一个金发女人的笑话！
"So is ours," said the blonde cats.
“我们的也是。”白猫们说。
So the blonde thought, "I wonder if they made it!"
白人想：“真怀疑她们到了吗！”
So the blonde thought, "I wonder if they made it!"
白人想：“真怀疑她们到了吗！”
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