我就讲个冷笑话，提前给各位降降温。
宋承宪讲冷笑话的时间回头视察泰熙反映。
When SSH jokes, he will turn his head and look for KTHsreaction.
朋友讲了一个冷笑话！
但是你无法否认这个充满了讽刺，就好像冷笑话的笑点一样。
But you can not deny it is full of irony, just like the punchline of a lame joke.
招聘经理问求职者有什么问题，他竟然用一个‘冷笑话’来回答。
When asked by the hiring manager if he had any questions, the candidate replied by telling a knock-knock joke.
不要提醒任何人说“这是个严肃的问题”或者“这是个冷笑话”.
Don't keep reminding everyone that "this is a serious problem" or "that was a tasteless joke."
女性对有趣的笑话的反应时间比男性略长，但却能更快识破冷笑话。
The women took slightly longer than the men to react to jokes that were funny - but were quicker to spot duds.
女性对有趣的笑话的反应时间比男性略长，但却能更快识破冷笑话。
The women took slightly longer than the men to react to jokes that were funny - but were quicker to spot duds. Read by Lee Hannon.
应当由演讲者来提供绝大部分的内容、信息、观察，以及冷笑话等等。
The speaker should provide the vast majority of the content, information, insight, bad jokes, etc.
冷笑话，冷到北极你的爱把我消融，幸福的神话，糊口变的简单复杂。
Joke cold, cold to the North Pole of the love you put me melt, the myth of happy living a simple complex variable.
要求 ：必须身体健康，拥有一颗年轻的心，而且能容忍我们的“冷笑话”。
Requirements : Volunteers must be in good health, be young at heart and be able to laugh at our bad jokes.
前苏联时期，曾有这样一个冷笑话——俄国是世界上唯一一个有着不确定的过去的国家。
A bitter joke from the Soviet-era has it that Russia is the world's only country with an unpredictable past.
科迪与克诺比建立了亲密而随意的同志情谊，他时常会跟这位绝地将军互相说冷笑话。
Cody developed a close and easygoing camaraderie with Kenobi, easily exchanging dry jokes with his Jedi General.
作为一名法师，我的操作手法很烂。不过没有人能取代我在MC团里的位置，因为我有讲不完的冷笑话。
As a mage, my operation sucks. But nobody can replace me in the MC raid group, because I have sufficient cold jokes.
这个图标让我想起了一个冷笑话：一部卡车载着5吨的DVD光盘从A地运到B地，他的数据传输速率是多少字节呢？
The icon reminds me of a geek riddle: A truck transports five tons of DVDs from point A to point B. Whatwill be the data transmission rate in this case?
他们现在是需要你，但是等他们不需要了，就会像对付麻风病人一样把你赶出去，他们的道德，准则，就是个冷笑话。
They just need you right now. when they don't, they'll cast you out like a leper. Their morals, their code…It's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.
然而，我们也都曾碰到过这样的时刻，我们也曾说过冷笑话或是因为紧张说错话，或是仅仅说漏嘴，而留下糟糕的第一印象。
However we have all had days when we make a terrible first impression by making an off joke or just saying the wrong thing because of nerves or a simple slip of the tongue.
今天，我的朋友和我决定耍耍我们的老师，计划不管他第一句话说什么，我们都使劲地大声干笑，因为他总是讲那些没意思的冷笑话。
Today, my friends and I decided that we were going to make fun of our teacher by laughing as hard as we could at the first thing he said because he was always cracking horrible jokes.
今天，我的朋友和我决定耍耍我们的老师，计划不管他第一句话说什么，我们都使劲地大声干笑，因为他总是讲那些没意思的冷笑话。
Today, my friends and I decided that we were going to make fun of our teacher by laughing as hard as we could at the first thing he said because he was always cracking horrible jokes.
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