Is he doing his crackhead telemarketer again?

是不是他又在做他可笑的电话市场了？

youdao

While I'm sure this is all very interesting to you, I'm also sure you'd rather just get on with learning how to get rid of eye bags so you can quit looking like an aging, emo crackhead.

当然我确定你一定对眼袋问题非常感兴趣，我也同样确定你会继续读这篇文章并中学到如何避免自己看起来像个又老又情绪化的瘾君子了。

youdao

While I'm sure this is all very interesting to you, I'm also sure you'd rather just get on with learning how to get rid of eye bags so you can quit looking like an aging, emo crackhead.

当然我确定你一定对眼袋问题非常感兴趣，我也同样确定你会继续读这篇文章并中学到如何避免自己看起来像个又老又情绪化的瘾君子了。

youdao