放屁能燃烧卡路里么？
He that live upon hope, dies farting.
不再希望中生活，就在屁声中死去。
He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.
凡靠希望过日子的人，将会绝粮而死。
He that lives upon hope, dies farting.
一味靠希望活着的人，死时不值一文。
The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
恋人关系的阶段可以用放屁来鉴定。
He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep.
他回答到，说是因为我放屁才让他睡不着的。
Gather all your friends and laugh to tears when the poor guy starts farting.
召集你的朋友一起嘲笑那个被整的放屁朋友。
The man then when Farting! Colorless, tasteless, but can be poisoned to death.
把男人的话就当放屁吧！无色、无味、但是能中毒身亡。
The man then when Farting! Colorless, tasteless, but can be poisoned to death...
把男人的话就当放屁吧！无色、无味、但是能中毒身亡。
Man, what did you eat this morning? You haven't stopped farting since you got in the car.
老兄啊！你今天早上是吃了什么啊？你从上了车后就放屁放个不停。
They're too farting busy sneering at a greengrocer's less than perfect use of the apostrophe.
他们一天到晚忙着对杂货店招牌上错加的逗号嗤之以鼻。
Relationships are best measured by farting. The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
一段感情最好用放屁来衡量。感情的不同阶段用放屁的不同阶段来比喻。
Relationships are the best measured by farting, the stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
恋人关系最好的测量工具是放屁。就说恋人关系的阶段可以用放屁来鉴定。
I guess there was too much for me to "digest"... I couldn't help farting in front of the camera! Oooops!
我可能是一下子“消化不了”这些猫猫狗狗，所以忍不住放了一个大屁！
In short, look indeed very beautiful, immortal farting in the extraordinary position, so many people Juedao is normal.
总而言之，长得确实很漂亮，加上地位神仙放屁非同凡响，让这么多人绝倒也是正常的。
It means that a person is too thin to have force when farting, so she must hold the wall. Otherwise she will fall in a faint.
就是人太瘦了，连放屁的力气都没有力气了，所以就得扶着墙，要不该晕了。
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time."
一个老妇人去看医生，对医生说：“医生，我不知道我得了什么病，但是一直放屁。”
The last user in this picture is an account that just aggregates other peoples' Tweets about farting - and then throws in Magpie ads.
这张图里面最后一个用户是一个专门收集其他人的有关放屁的推——然后就是Magpie的广告。
Emperor Claudius, he of the Roman Empire fame, one made farting legal at banquets, stating that it was for the good of the people health.
传闻罗马帝国的克劳迪亚斯大帝，就曾经声明放屁有益健康，并使在宴会上放屁这一行为合法化。
Natural bodily functions are a popular theme in lowbrow humor the world over, especially among adolescent boys, and none more so than farting.
世界各地，尤其在青春期男孩之间，人体功能的自然生理现象一直是低级幽默中的一个热门话题，这其中尤以放屁为最。
Talking about adaptation was for many years like farting at the dinner table, says an academic who has worked on adaptation over the past decade.
一个在过去十年中一直致力于适应措施的学者比喻，谈论适应措施就像在饭桌上放屁一样。
FARTing helps us remember to make a strong, meaningful photo instead of just snapping away and winding up with a lot of boring, thoughtless snapshots.
‘放屁fart’是为了帮助我们记住：拍一张强烈的、有意义的照片，而不是行色匆匆地席卷而去结果只得到一大堆没劲的、乏味的快照。
You should not fart. It is really rude and vulgar to pass wind in public. If you really can't resist farting, then fart, but never forget to repeat saying "Excuse me! "lowly.
千万别放屁，在公共场合放屁是很粗鲁庸俗的表现，但是万一实在忍不住了，那就放，但记得不停低声说“Excuse me！
In Japan farting contests are still held, but nowadays Japan is not the only country where such contests are held, in fact they are held all over the world, but on small scale.
虽然现在日本依然举办放屁比赛，但是日本已不是唯一举办这类比赛的国家。事实上，全世界各个角落都在举办这类赛事，只是是小规模的。
I think that would be an under-statement. Last time I observed, they only worked maybe like 2 full hours during the day, and then they were like chit chatting and farting their way …
我觉得这么说太偏激了我不知道您是真正看到过还是听说据我看到的，观察到的，很多公务员都不是这种工作状态，更不可能一天只工作2小时。
Just because the deed is done and you got your rocks off, doesn't mean you should flip on ESPN, tell her to grab you a can of beer from the fridge and commence farting and belching in front of her.
不要以为做完了就完事了，也不意味你就可以去看全美体育网，让她给你从冰箱里拿一桶啤酒，开始在她面前放屁打嗝。
Just because the deed is done and you got your rocks off, doesn't mean you should flip on ESPN, tell her to grab you a can of beer from the fridge and commence farting and belching in front of her.
不要以为做完了就完事了，也不意味你就可以去看全美体育网，让她给你从冰箱里拿一桶啤酒，开始在她面前放屁打嗝。
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