This is, you might think, a pretty standard, vaguely comic vignette of modern life - man harassed by self-inflicted technology.

你可能会想，这是一个非常标准的、有些搞笑的现代生活小插曲——人们被自己创造的科技搞得精疲力尽。

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If you are being constantly harassed by a vampire, the only way to stop him is to fight back. You can hurt a vampire by burning his flesh, in one of two ways.

当它已经把一个善良无知的女孩作为嗜血目标，唯一可以识别的方式就是它的两只尖牙犬齿。

youdao

If you are being constantly harassed by a vampire, the only way to stop him is to fight back. You can hurt a vampire by burning his flesh, in one of two ways.

当它已经把一个善良无知的女孩作为嗜血目标，唯一可以识别的方式就是它的两只尖牙犬齿。

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