每个晚上他都聆听我的烦恼，或是咕嘟着表示他懂，或是放一个响屁来以表鼓励。
Every night he listens to my troubles, cooing his understanding or praising me with an encouraging fart.
“一个普通人，”罗奇解释道，“在肠胃最胀气的时候，每个小时会放出1到3杯的的屁。
"An average person, "Roach explains, "will, during the peak flatulence period, pass anywhere from one to almost three cups of flatus per hour."
你放了个响屁，然后开始咯咯笑。
不再希望中生活，就在屁声中死去。
奶牛屁中的甲烷是比二氧化碳强20倍温室气体。
The methane that is in cow farts is a greenhouse twenty times more powerful than carbon dioxide.
事实上从我坐在这里到现在已经至少放了20个屁了。
In fact while I've been in here I must have farted at least 20 times.
我吓得跳了起来，大叫了一声，并放了一个很响的屁。
I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out.
另外，研究者们一直在寻找让奶牛少放一些屁的办法。
Also, researchers have been looking for a way to grow cows that don't fart as much.
这是一个屁引发的理论，就像一个苹果引发的理论一样。
Felian: This theory which is due to a fart is just like a theory which is due to an apple.
那位克罗打起嗝来像头猪，一坐下来吃饭总要先放一个大屁。
There was Kroa who belched like a pig and always let off a loud fart when he sat down to table.
他们用细小的树枝，纸板和破旧的衣物支起临时屁护所。
They build makeshift shelters from twigs, cardboard, and scraps of old clothing.
今儿早晨出来的时候站长把我那盒烟屁还我了——给你！
The Tramp Major give me back my box of fag ends when we come out this morning.
除了开发不放那么多屁的奶牛之外，米罗·诺夫想把“奶牛”一块删去。
Instead of developing a cow that doesn't fart quite as much, Mironov wants to cut out the cow altogether.
我几乎每天来办公室，屁颠屁颠忙四五个小时，我得到了什么？
I come in almost every day, bust my hump for like four or five hours, and what do I get?
威尔.史密斯要揭穿一宗机器阴谋了，但是所有人只谈他那双屁鞋。
Will Smith is trying to unravel a robot conspiracy but all anyone can talk about is his goddamn shoes.
其实这倒不影响我的正常社交，因为我放的屁既没有声音也没味道。
It's not really a problem socially because they don't make any noise and don't smell.
无论你是开了个玩笑，还是轻率地放了个响屁，也许都不会被人知道。
It will probably never be known whether you cracked a joke or indiscreetly emitted a rather rude noise.
新泽西来的小屁孩，后来在常青藤大学开讲座，现在要进军好莱坞了。
The kid from New Jersey turned Ivy League lecturer was going Hollywood.
虽然我没听过太多的猪放屁，但我敢说，当时那只母猪绝对是屁力全开。
I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on.
我怎么老觉着是在听一个小屁孩跟我絮叨她那点儿课上课下的破事儿呢。
It is seriously like listening to a 12 year old talk about her day and who said what in gym class, biology and OMG do you think he likes me.
所有这些都只因为一个小屁孩入侵了他们的邮件服务器并开了一个幼稚的玩笑。
All because some snot-nosed kid had broken into their mail server and pulled a childish prank.
伊萨克跟着其中一个人回了家，然后屁颠屁颠地跑回来告诉咱们那房子里满是食物。
Isaak followed one of them home and then ran back to tell us their house was full of food.
不管人们决定怎样称呼它，健康的人一天平均会放16次屁，大多是在睡觉时放的。
Whatever he or she chooses to call it, a healthy person breaks wind an average of sixteen times a day, and most often when asleep.
我个人最喜欢的是“牛屁二氧化碳”的应用程序-“牛胀气”工具-计算你在牛屁里的碳足迹。
My personal favourite is the "cow fart CO2" app, the "Bovine Flatulence" measurement that measures your carbon footprint in cow farts.
麻烦你把那些能让你美的屁颠屁颠儿的小事儿也拿出来分享分享，好让我知道，我不是一个人！
Please share with me the quirky little things that make you disproportionately happy, so I know I'm not alone.
麻烦你把那些能让你美的屁颠屁颠儿的小事儿也拿出来分享分享，好让我知道，我不是一个人！
Please share with me the quirky little things that make you disproportionately happy, so I know I'm not alone.
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