我是个男人,性癖正常,不过看来我的潜意识里果然是控肌肉美大叔的啊。
I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders.
我十岁的时候,我妈妈给我看了一段视频,是两个来自另一个城市的男人在做铁人三项。
When I was ten, my mom showed me a video of two men from another city doing triathlons.
也许我是一只蝴蝶。在我的梦里,我变成了一个叫庄周的男人。
Maybe I am a butterfly. In my dream, I became a man and my name was Zhuang Zhou.
过了一个小时,一个男人穿过人群冲到艺术家面前,对他说:“我知道你是诚实的,你一定会来的。”
After an hour, a man rushed through the crowd to the artist and said, "I knew you were honest and would certainly come here."
我要到格利那草场去。如果你猜不着我是跟谁一起去,那我真要把你看成一个大傻瓜,因为这世界上只有一个男人是我心爱的,他真是一个天使。
I am going to Gretna Green, and if you cannot guess with who, I shall think you a simpleton, for there is but one man in the world I love, and he is an angel.
但这正是坐在这间办公室的两个男人所说的话:他们认为我是多余的。
But that is what the two men sitting in this office are saying: they are making me redundant.
他们见过“外星人”,他们听说过糖果。没有任何事——即使是象那次我见到的那样,被一个成年男人拿着棍子在路上追打,也不能阻止他们去。
They've seen et, they've heard about the sweets and nothing, not even, in my experience, a man chasing them down the road with a stick, will put them off the idea.
我曾经观察过我周围的小子们,结果我认识到男人在感情上是个矬子。
I started looking at the blokes around me, and I realised that men are emotionally crippled.
如果你是个男人,我建议你下星期开始练习倾听,不管女人何时说话,你都以尊重和了解她心情的态度倾听。
If you are a man, I suggest that for the next week you practice listening whenever a woman speaks, with the sole intention of respectfully understanding what she is going through.
我是爱上了一个可以与之分享我所爱书籍的英俊男人,并且我希望把这看作是我们的独特经历。
I WAS in love with a handsome man with whom I Shared a love of books, and I wanted to view that as our singular experience.
对于我而言,成为一个好男人的一部分就是清楚什么是我不需要知道的。
And for me, part of being a good man is knowing what I don't need to know.
他是个好人,詹姆斯。一个比你父亲好得多的男人。我需要一个强壮的男人来帮我统治这个国家。
He was a good man, James.A much better man than your father.I needed a strong man to help me rule the country.
我也没有告诉他那个男人可能是个女的,而那个女人肯定是男的——我们这个公寓的那些饰边也已经够女里女气的了。
I didn't tell him that the man was probably a woman and the woman surely a man? We had enough drag there among the apartment's ruffles.
他们经常跟我开玩笑说,‘我总算觉得自己是个男人了’。
'They joke with me about it —' I feel like a real man, "she says with a chuckle."
或许我是一个典型的男人,所以原来从没认真看过小孩,要看也是出自礼貌。
Perhaps as a typical man, I had never looked at a baby before, except out of politeness.
“随我来,”那个男人说,“翻过那座小山,有个老地窖,几年前是一个人的农场,四周长满了紫丁香。”
"Come with me," the man said. "Over that hill is an old cellar hole, from somebody's farm of years ago, and there are lilacs all round it."
和一个留心我穿着打扮,会和我调情的男人出去吃饭是一件多么美妙的事情。
It's wonderful to go out for lunch with someone who notices what I'm wearing and flirts with me.
那是在西雅图,有个女孩在自己胳膊上纹了一副肖恩手持来复枪的巨大纹身,后来在伦敦我又遇见了一个纹有同样纹身的男人,不过他的是在腿上。
There's a girl in Seattle who has a massive tattoo on her arm of Shaun holding a rifle. Then I met a guy in London who had the same tattoo on his leg.
有些读者可能会认为,一个典型的“大男人”是一个傲慢的、专断的、自大的家伙,但是就我的经验而言,事实并非如此。
Some might imagine that a typical "alpha male" is going to be brash, assertive, overbearing. But in my experience, that's rarely the case.
我倾心于他,不仅仅因为他是个男人,而且还因为他是个父亲。
I sometimes think I fell for him not just as a man, but as a father.
我隐约想到(这就像)——一位新老师试图说服小学生他“是一个男人。”
A faint vision of a new teacher trying to convince pupils that he is "one of the guys".
此刻我只想说在我眼中他是一个很棒的男人,和他在一起共事非常愉快。
This is the time to say I found him to be a top bloke and really enjoyed his company.
我经过18年,生了四个孩子后才相信他,即使是现在,我还是觉得他一定那些对内在美更感兴趣的少见男人中的一个。
It has taken me 18 years and four children to believe him, and even now I think he just must be one of those rare men who is more interested in inner beauty.
但是我知道的是:把一个特定年龄的男人放在大荧幕上,他不仅可以以演员身份养活自己,而且能产生一些幻想:乔治·克鲁尼50岁了。
But what I do know is this: Put a man of a certain age up on the big screen and he's not only viable as an actor, but might generate some fantasies: George Clooney is 50.
我最不安静的病人是一个患有一侧输尿管功能紊乱症的年轻男人。
The noisiest patient I ever had was a young man suffering from a disorder affecting one of his ureters.
我奔回去,站在我面前的是那个刚才脸色阴沉的男人,他笑着高举着一个钱包,那是我的钱包,里面装着护照、现金和信用卡。
I run back - and standing before me is' Surly ', smiling and holding aloft a purse - my purse - containing my passport, money and credit CARDS.
尽管并不是一个商业上的成功,这一模式直到《我是你的男人》才被打破。这个漫不经心的胜利是对独来独往的我们的一个激励。
While not a commercial success-a pattern largely unbroken until I'm Your Man-this lackadaisical triumph is an inspiration to the misanthrope in us all.
也有些警示标识不包含图像。 有一个警示标识是一个男人身穿“我要戒烟”T恤。
Some images are not graphic at all; one shows a man wearing an "I Quit" T-shirt.
也有些警示标识不包含图像。 有一个警示标识是一个男人身穿“我要戒烟”T恤。
Some images are not graphic at all; one shows a man wearing an "I Quit" T-shirt.
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