动物打嗝、放屁时会产生另一种危险的温室气体甲烷。
Animals produce methane, which is another dangerous greenhouse gas when they burp and fart.
自由放屁成为最大的乐趣，不用担心被抓住或杀死房间里的其他人。
It becomes the greatest pleasure to fart freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room.
对于他们来说，放屁可以，甲烷免谈。
“他也从来不放屁，”裁缝阴郁地说道。
你不该在他的课上放屁这么大声。
经过这一阶段，一个人的放屁量可装满约两个可乐罐。
At the high end of the range, that's about two Coke cans full of fart.
她用手抓东西吃，又放屁，又打嗝，让所有人都感到不舒服。
She ate with her hands, belched and farted, and made everyone uncomfortable.
把男人的话就当放屁吧！无色、无味、但是能中毒身亡。
The man then when Farting! Colorless, tasteless, but can be poisoned to death.
当你尝过贫穷和困窘后，便会明白那些骄傲和尊严都是放屁。
When you tasted poverty and embarrassed, will then understand the pride and dignity are all break wind.
怪异的事实：放屁甲虫能释放一种沸腾的液体作为保护机能。
Weird Fact: The Bombardier beetle shoots boiling liquid as a defense mechanism.
虽然我没听过太多的猪放屁，但我敢说，当时那只母猪绝对是屁力全开。
I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on.
为了保护自己，放屁虫放射出高热的喷雾，喷雾含有有毒的毒液。
To protect itself, the beetle shoots a spray of hot, toxic venom.
如果你忘了‘放屁fart’，绝大部分人都是这样，你的照片通常挺没劲。
If you forget to FART first, as most people do, your photos will usually be boring.
忘了动物放屁、母牛打嗝儿、素食主义和全球变暖的所有无稽之谈吧。
Forget all that indecorous talk of animal flatulence, cow burps, vegetarianism and global warming. Welcome to Cowgate - The Washington Times.
一个老妇人去看医生，对医生说：“医生，我不知道我得了什么病，但是一直放屁。”
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but I've been farting all the time."
如果你和15个人挤在同一个电梯中，你肯定会感到呼吸困难……尤其当某个人放屁后。
When you're in an elevator with 15 other people, it's not so easy to breath... especially when someone farts.
更糟糕的是，我有种把世界上最糟糕的放屁笑话通过分享这张照片呈现在你面前的感觉。
What's worse is that I feel like I just exposed you to the world's worst fart joke by even sharing this picture.
如果在幼年时期对其加以适当的训练，这可解除担心其到处‘放屁’的后顾之忧。
'If they are trained properly when they are younger then there is no need to worry about them spraying,' he said.
为了获取愉悦的参观就仿佛是带着放屁垫去参加莫德林学院的正式宴会一样冒昧。
A visit for pleasure was as gross an intrusion as taking a whoopee cushion to high table in Magdalen.
你怎么也无法相信，在那旅行者、在那吵那声中，会有那么多人迫不及待想看狗放屁、撒尿。
Still you wouldn’t believe how many are eager to see a dog fart or pee, among the many crazy rides and noises.
拿法拉利来说，如果你拍前没有‘放屁fart’，你很可能从眼睛的高度拍一张很没劲的照片。
In the case of a Ferrari, if you don't FART before snapping, you're likely to make another boring photo of the whole car from eye level.
这张图里面最后一个用户是一个专门收集其他人的有关放屁的推——然后就是Magpie的广告。
The last user in this picture is an account that just aggregates other peoples' Tweets about farting - and then throws in Magpie ads.
一星期后老太太来了，“医生，你到底给的我什么药，现在我放屁还是没声音，但是怎么这么臭！”
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor, " she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
当我意识到我是在看一个绅士放屁时的热辐射图时，这张图片的艺术效果就全都消失殆尽了。
The knowledge that I was looking at a thermal image of a gentleman passing gas instantly killed the art print idea for me.
当我意识到我是在看一个绅士放屁时的热辐射图时，这张图片的艺术效果就全都消失殆尽了。
The knowledge that I was looking at a thermal image of a gentleman passing gas instantly killed the art print idea for me.
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