我希望有这样一个老婆，在我的客人们到来之前，为了不让孩子们打搅我们，她已经妥为安排，让孩子们吃过饭准备睡觉了。
I want a wife who will have arranged that the children are fed and ready for bed before my guests arrive so that the children do not bother us.
图二：魏武：一个没有应酬的男人回家只有看电视和睡觉。老婆可能也已经厌倦了我这样的男人了吧？
Fig2. Weiwu: Maybe she is bored with me, a man without social intercourse only watching TV then sleeping after work.
我问老婆怎么了，她说是她在我睡觉的时候给我弄上去的，那样的话，在阳光下，我就会像幕光之晨里的Edward一样闪闪发亮。
I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight.
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