要是我喝多了酒，开着车，把个漂亮女人整成了瘾君子的话，我也不好意思跟人说我有这么个老婆。 【broccoli是花椰菜的意思，不过在俚语中表示大麻，这边我也不是很确定是不是说Self的老婆因为车祸残疾然后情绪低落吸上了大麻之类的了。】

I wouldn't talk about my wife either if I'd had a few too many bourbons, got behind the wheel, and turned a beautiful young woman into a piece of broccoli.

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能够在老婆怒火中烧时守在身边，而不是轻易打发老婆们的抱怨，只当是小脾气，这样的老公们能帮助他们的妻子感觉被倾听和被尊重。

Husbands who are able to stay with their wives through the heat of anger, rather than dismissing their complaints as petty, help their wives feel heard and respected.

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老婆多有一样好处：老婆跟老婆吵架而不是跟丈夫吵。

There is one advantage in a plurality of wives:they fight each other instead of their husband.

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