Within five minutes, Markopolos sensed that the returns had to be fictional, and he became sure of it when he plotted on a graph the rising quarterly gains, year after year, and wound up with a virtually straight forty-five-degree angle.

NEWYORKER: Noble Creatures

Suarez, who is so prolific in front of goal for club side Ajax, was to squander further chances: hitting the side-netting from a tight angle from 10 yards and also firing straight at keeper Khune from a promising position 20 yards out.

BBC: South Africa 0-3 Uruguay

While I'm on the topic, the straight-angled 3.5mm jack should be a right-angle jack -- at the very least, an adapter should be thrown in.

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