I was so crazy about visiting that I decided to buy land, build a house and spend half the year here.

我对于来此游览着迷了，我决定在这买块地盖房子并呆上半年时间。

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It's the irrational responses that make her crazy, like when Dear Abby endorses the idea, as she did in August, that each morning before their kids leave the house, parents take a picture of them.

让她受不了的是那些不合理的反应，例如“亲爱的阿比”在八月提倡的，每天早晨在孩子离家前，父母给他们照个像。

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What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!

什么？...你疯了？房里这么乱，我还没去买东西，所有的碗碟都是脏的，这餐饭能做好吗！

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