For a moment, before she headed over to the car, Shelley imagined herself as Pam was seeing her just another pillar of dark, like the hedge and the phone box and the pebble-dashed end wall of the kitchen extension.
But their renewed optimism was dashed less than a minute later as Messi raced up the other end and teed up Keita just inside the Shakhtar box, the Mali midfielder crashing a magnificent left-foot drive into the roof of Pyatov's net.