Platitudes like these have been the stuff of commencement speeches from time immemorial.

ECONOMIST: Lexington

As it has from time immemorial, high quality protein harvested from the sea plays a major role in avoiding Malthusian collapse.

FORBES: Regulatory Uncertainty Drives A Fish Farmer To Foreign Waters

While avoiding the juicier questions surrounding the mystery of Project Pink and its potential ties to Verizon for maximizing Pink's launch, a Microsoft spokesperson has issued new comments that reiterate the stance Redmond has held from time immemorial: there's no Zunephone, and furthermore, there won't be any Microsoft-branded phones.

ENGADGET: Microsoft reiterates what we knew: no first-party handset, no Zunephone