We performed the usual burial service, and he is at his rest, sewn upinhis hammock with a thirty-six poundshotathis headandhisheels, off el Giglio island.
Messi and Ronaldo took turns to show their skill, with the Argentine blazing a shot over from outside the area which left Edwin van der Sar shaking hishead and Ronaldo setting himself up again with neat footwork before sending an effort wide.
Instead, they took him outside the city, handcuffed him, and shot him in the head - removing his ID so he became one of the many nameless bodies that turn up at the morgue.