If the impossible could be possible, Iwould like to sacrifice my meaningless life for your youth or I would try allmeans possible to plead or bargain with God to come to terms: Don't take heraway!

假如不可能的事情能成真的话，我们愿意用我毫无意义的生命换回你的青春，或者我愿意尽一切努力乞求上帝或跟他讨价还价，达成默契：别将她带走！

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I still long for those mints. Oh it's really quite stressful, my life is meaningless!

只要想到让我畏缩，我仍然对那些长薄荷糖。噢，它会变得非常紧张，我的生命是毫无意义的！

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