There would be no more "accidents" on the living room carpet; you'd be able to take your poodle for a piddle several times a day.

客厅地毯上不会再有“意外”发生了，你可以在一天内带你的卷毛小狗去撒几次尿。

youdao

Northerner answers: "North is cold rise, piddle should take a club, scatter freeze, follow along with aspic knock, otherwise person and wall want aspic to be in one place."

北方人答道：“北方冷起来，撒尿要带棒棒，一撒就冻，随冻随敲，不然人与墙要冻在一处。”

youdao

It's way better to take on a big idea that comes up than tiny ideas you won't face - why piddle around and ignore the big ones?

它是更好地采取一个伟大的想法，而不是微不足道的想法，你不会面对-为什么绕开和忽略大的？

youdao

The current government is only the latest whose stated determination to sluice down the Augean stables of Wandsworth, Strangeways and Parkhurst has resulted in an ineffectual piddle.

BBC: A Point of View: Prisons don't work