In my book Naked Retirement, I ask readers to assume they are celebrating their retirement ona wonderful Mediterranean cruise when suddenly they become stranded onadesertedisland.
Eventually you get up to Poo Planet, and I suppose, Poo Universe, which must be equivalent to being stranded onadesertedisland with Liz Taylor, Michael Jackson and Hannibal Lecter all at once.
Situated ona remote and otherwise desertedisland distinguished by serous limestone cliffs, Lagen has 50 private rooms, including a crescent of eight hip-roofed cottages poised on stilts in an oval of placid water that's the color of molten Coke bottles.