What passed for a Liverpool side in the latter stages of Wednesday's FA Cup shambles was an insult to the great players who have worn the famous Liverbird club badge, Anfield's dynasty of managerial legends and all those who have scrimped and saved to follow them over the years.
Foie gras has been produced by farmers since the days of ancient Egypt, when farmers discovered that the waterfowl's liver expanded in the days leading up to the bird's planned migration.