And I could swear I saw an old bearded man wandering through the terminal chewing on an unlit Tyrolean gesteckpfeife.

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And to America, I say to it and to its people this: I swear by God the Great, America will never dream nor those who live in America will never taste security and safety unless we feel security and safety in our land and in Palestine.

CNN: Bin Laden: America 'filled with fear'

Unidentified Man: I, Pervez Musharraf, do solemnly swear that I am a Muslim and believe in the unity and oneness of Almighty Allah.

NPR: Musharraf Sworn In, Promises to Lift Emergency

Either Barack or I will raise our hand and swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States.

CNN: Transcript of Thursday's Democratic presidential debate

In comparison, companies like Seven Cycles, which I swear by, Serotta, and Independent Fabrication (IF) make true made-to-measure custom bikes, but employ a team of frame builders, and you can get them in a matter of months, not years, and know how much it is going to cost.

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Buy this product or I swear to God you will end up forgotten and alone, buried under years and years of old newspapers and eaten by cats!

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Three seem to be Caucasian, one is African-American, and one appears to be of South Asian ethnicity (I would swear it is Aasif Mandvi of the Daily Show, you tell me).

FORBES: SEC Commissioner Aguilar Calls for More Boardroom Diversity

Lemon replies: "I'll go to cable where you can swear and really take time to let moments land, " at which point the scene abruptly shifts.

NPR: A Grim Outlook For Sitcoms Post-'30 Rock'

Mr. BENJAMIN: (As Bobby) I swear to God, Jerry, I'm gonna kill you right here and now.

NPR: OutKast's Andr�� 3000 Takes Up Acting

So that's what I made my name over to be, and it was fine until my classmates learned to read and swear.

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