Male body armor poses problems well beyond fashion sense for the 14 percent of the Army that consists of female soldiers the male body armor's broad shoulders restrict their arm movements and the front armor plate's length cuts into leg circulation when they sit.

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Yes, it costs a lot of money to armor-plate software, as Microsoft discovers with each new version of Windows.

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They could have been using that money to armor-plate our trucks.

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People who can explain how clarity in visual language may be the explanation for boob-plate armor and open jackets and pizza-cutter swords.

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The first time I shed the heavy plate armor and tried on the Black Leather suit, I realized how much more fun light armor was.

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