But Royal Mail said he did not fit the bill for the collection as a stand-up comedian and had been rejected by the selection panel.

BBC: Comic genius is licked

Babel, who is believed to be a target for other English clubs, would fit into Birmingham's set-up as a left-sided frontman or midfielder.

BBC: Liverpool reject Birmingham's ?8m bid for Ryan Babel

Jermaine Jenas returns to the Tottenham line-up after shaking off a slight back problem as Martin Jol enjoys the luxury of a fully-fit squad.

BBC: Premiership clockwatch

Those who fit neither tier are offered a community-service job, such as clearing up the parks.

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Four years later he was not fully fit after suffering a broken metatarsal in his foot in the build-up as England went out to 10-man Brazil in the quarter-finals in Japan and South Korea.

BBC: David Beckham set to miss World Cup with injury

To work its makeover magic, William Morris says it plans to set A-Rod up with a relatively small number of corporate clients that it sees as a good fit, with an emphasis on the Hispanic market.

FORBES: Magazine Article

The Pentagon came up with that as a day -- as a date, and the policy and the strategy fit all of that.

WHITEHOUSE: Press Briefing

But, as Canadian officials explain, the type of checking set up for, say, the chemical-weapons treatydoes not fit small, cheap weapons that can be put together in anybody's basement.

ECONOMIST: Landmine ban