The welcoming pool in which the narcotics tycoons swim must be drained dry.

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Event bosses have been forced to cancel the Great North Swim in Cumbria after blue-green algae was found in the water which could be dangerous.

BBC: Cumbria Great North Swim cancelled over safety fears

As well as providing food, communication and the occasional excitement when a Colombian gunboat looking for drug smugglers sails by, the river affords the best way to cool off in the heat so long as thoughts of little organisms that swim up the urethra can be set aside.

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The report also includes a survey of more than 1, 000 parents which showed almost all (98%) believed every child should be able to swim by the end of primary school but only 40% thought their children would be able to swim to safety if they got into danger in the water.

BBC: Primary schools 'failing to honour swimming obligations'

Maybe by the time he is ready again to talk, he'll be a big fish--if he can swim with a few sharks in the meantime.

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Apart from collecting prenatal pottery pieces (there seems to be no restriction against it), locals and tourists can enjoy a refreshing swim in the rolling, blue waves of the Black Sea -- so called for the colour of its deep waters densely populated with algae.

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While some were shot at as they tried to swim to safety, others cowered in undergrowth, hid in buildings, or pretended to be dead amid the bodies of other victims as the gunman continued his rampage.

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