Event bosses have been forced to cancel the Great North Swim in Cumbria after blue-green algae was found in the water which could be dangerous.

BBC: Cumbria Great North Swim cancelled over safety fears

Maybe by the time he is ready again to talk, he'll be a big fish--if he can swim with a few sharks in the meantime.

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Apart from collecting prenatal pottery pieces (there seems to be no restriction against it), locals and tourists can enjoy a refreshing swim in the rolling, blue waves of the Black Sea -- so called for the colour of its deep waters densely populated with algae.

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