Every bonehead on the planet will pick up the phone at midnight, and the phone system will struggle.

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Alas, he falls for the prevailing bonehead take--that Reagan's historic success at reviving the American economy is tainted by those record-high deficits.

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Most especially, you see all the bonehead moves that men and women try in attempts to get whatever it is their after, and watch them fail miserably.

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Were it to call its members to a higher standard of responsibility with a complementary column called, say, "The Armed Bonehead, " it would reach millions more people than either Mr. Farago or TrainMeAZ.

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After all, if those new bubbles were permitted to inflate to levels sufficient to once again threaten our financial system, Chairman Bernanke would someday be forced to look back on QE2 as the bonehead move of his once-illustrious career.

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