Such products are likely to end up more like the Swiss Army knife: a pretty good knife, terrible scissors, a marginal bottleopener and a crummy screwdriver.
The Intoxicase seems like it was created by some frat bros after an intense game of beer pong: an iPhone case with a bottleopener glued to the back of it.
Six slots play host to keys (obviously) and a mixture of inserts, such as the familiar USB drive (up to 32GB) and bottleopener, as well as the new mini-torch and barcode holder.
They range from Hong Kong's 118-story International Commerce Center, home to a penthouse infinity pool and one of the world's highest hotels, to the slightly taller Shanghai World Financial Center, which is known as "the bottleopener" for the trapezoidal gap at the top.