In your description of that tune, you say that you would pass the black - the brown paper bag test.

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The doctor says there is no major damage and gives her some painkillers in a brown paper bag.

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Net-a-Porter, an upmarket fashion website, now offers the option of having designer outfits delivered in a brown paper bag.

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When it arrives he digs into the brown paper bag for a fry.

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The best way to do this is to simply go outside with a brown paper bag and start scooping them in.

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Actually, he would not have learnt much even if the librarians had been persuaded to slip him the volume in a brown paper bag.

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The meal didn't begin auspiciously: bland, almost tasteless Sicilian green olives and bread delivered rather stagily in a brown paper bag, albeit with beautifully creamy butter.

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With the remainder of his lunch hour, he eats a sandwich he has brought to work in a brown paper bag, and drinks a bottle of water.

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What is the brown paper bag test?

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In a 1984 issue of "Amazing Spider-Man, " the webhead ended up putting on the iconic original Fantastic Four costume ... and they got around the problem of his mask by having him wear a brown paper bag on his head.

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