Absent, for of course no public servant would bunk off work to fill out an online survey.

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Officials said they were worried fans would bunk off.

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The house will feature a roughly 500-foot "kids' wing, " with three sets of bunk beds, a lofted play area and a camp-style bathroom with four sinks and sectioned-off toilets and showers.

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